6/03/2009

SINGLISH

Even though the "official" language of Singapore is English, in reality it's a hybrid called "Singlish" which virtually everyone speaks. Michelle bought us a Singlish dictionary to help us out and the thing is awesome, I wrote a little paragraph for you all in Singlish just so you get an idea. The proper translation follows afterwards.

Eh. Long time no see. Hi. Singapore is good, lah. The food in Singapore, damn shiok man! Michelle happy like bird lah, Singapore laimon cheaper. The weather is solid siah, but hot everyday! How can? Singaporeans are chio, no fatty bom bom, lots of stylo milo people man. Sup sup sui.

Hi. Singapore is good and I really like the food here. Michelle is ecstatic since diamonds are much cheaper in Singapore. The weather is simply great and superb but hot everyday! How is this possible? The Singaporeans are good looking, not a lot of fat bottoms, everyone is fashionable. It's no big deal.

Awesome...

2 comments:

MrForbz said...

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa.......ahahahahaha.... totally awesome, lah...

Kim said...

Too funny! Suja says "lah" as well...Malaysia is close enough, I suppose.